OKAY FOLKS APRIL FOOLS DAY IS COMING UP!

DO NOT BE AN ASSWIPE ON APRIL, 1ST. DO NOT ASK PEOPLE OUT AS JOKES, DON'T BREAK UP WITH PEOPLE AS JOKES, DON'T DO SOMETHING OFFENSIVE, RUDE, OR THAT COULD HURT ANYBODY OR ANYTHING IN ANY WAY. PUT AN AIR HORN AT THE BACK OF THEIR DOOR WHEN THEY OPEN IT, DRAW A DICK ON THEIR HEAD, I REALLY DON'T CARE, JUST DON'T BE RUDE OR OFFENSIVE. AM I CLEAR?!?!?!