The signs as writers

• Aries:Spends weeks coming up with complex characters, their motivations, histories, likes, and dislikes, but has no idea what world to put them in or what plot to use
• Taurus:Works on one project for hours every day for about a week then spends two months with a horrible case of writer's block
• Gemini:Constantly talks about their characters like they're real-life people
• Cancer:Has a propensity for breaking the fourth wall at every opportunity
• Leo:Uses stand-in names for every character and place until they think of something better; half of them stick and are never changed
• Virgo:Writes drunk, edits sober
• Libra:Writes drunk, edits drunk
• Scorpio:Intense worldbuilding with extensive culture notes and giant maps that could take up their entire wallspace
• Sagittarius:Puts dragons in every single story no matter what
• Capricorn:Metaphors. Metaphors everywhere.
• Aquarius:Writes a lot of fanfiction with AUs so different from the source material that they could probably be original pieces
• Pisces:Creates characters based on real-life enemies, kills them off in creative ways