the signs in a fistfight

• Aries:*goes completely apeshit and wins by killing opponent*
• Taurus:I'm gonna kick your ass!!! *backs away*
• Gemini:nah man. not gonna do this. not gonna d *kicks ass*
• Cancer:fite me punk!! O shit wait no
• Leo:*rips off shirt* u wanna go?!!
• Virgo:*planning battle strategy in head*
• Libra:*cries*
• Scorpio:*summons satan* I win motherfucker
• Sagittarius:*trips over their own feet and gets a bloody nose*
• Capricorn:you messed with the wrong dude *runs away*
• Aquarius:well fuck. I didn't want to have to murder another one
• Pisces:this is all a dream. I'm gonna wake up in a minute. this is just *gets socked in the face*