Saturday, 21 March 2015

the signs as cliche movie lines

  • Aries:*person is talking shit about someone when everyone falls silent* "they're right behind me, aren't they?"
  • Taurus:"if i don't make it, tell [significant other] i love them"
  • Gemini:antagonist telling the protagonist "we're not so different, you and i"
  • Cancer:"dad he's not just some boy, i love him!"
  • Leo:*bad guys approach* "uh, guys. we've got company"
  • Virgo:"son you're giving up your dream!" "no dad, i'm giving up yours"
  • Libra:"you look/sound/act just like your mother"
  • Scorpio:"i don't even know who you are anymore!"
  • Sagittarius:*going into the final standoff* "this ends now"
  • Capricorn:*looking warily off into the distance* "there's a storm coming"
  • Aquarius:"this isn't what it looks like"
  • Pisces:*going into a sketchy situation* "guys, i've got a bad feeling about this"

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