The Signs as Kitchen Utensils - Excuse me I'm not a spork I'm a FPOON.

Aries: Butter knife
Taurus: Spoon
Gemini: Carving fork
Cancer: Spork
Leo: Spatula probably
Virgo: Kitchen Aid
Libra: Measuring spoons
Scorpio: Chef knife
Sagittarius: Rolling pin
Capricorn: Butcher knife
Aquarius: Egg Slicer
Pieces: Grater