Thursday, 19 February 2015

If Tolkien Were Alive Today

  • Tolkien:wtf is this shit
  • Peter Jackson:well i know we took some liberties but-
  • Tolkien:fUCKING ACORNS WHAT
  • Peter Jackson:...sir?
  • Tolkien:THIS IS AN OUTRAGE WHY IS HE DEAD
  • Peter Jackson:...
  • Peter Jackson:that's what you wrote though
  • Tolkien:I KNOW WHAT I'M ABOUT SON
  • Tolkien:GIVE ME THAT FUCKIN BOOK
  • Tolkien:"AND BILBO AND THORIN GOT MARRIED AND LIVED HAPPILY EVER AFTER, FUCK YOU" THE END
  • Peter Jackson:...i can keep the sick legolas scenes though right
  • Tolkien:oh yeah those were fuckin rad

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