If Tolkien Were Alive Today
- Tolkien:wtf is this shit
- Peter Jackson:well i know we took some liberties but-
- Tolkien:fUCKING ACORNS WHAT
- Peter Jackson:...sir?
- Tolkien:THIS IS AN OUTRAGE WHY IS HE DEAD
- Peter Jackson:...
- Peter Jackson:that's what you wrote though
- Tolkien:I KNOW WHAT I'M ABOUT SON
- Tolkien:GIVE ME THAT FUCKIN BOOK
- Tolkien:"AND BILBO AND THORIN GOT MARRIED AND LIVED HAPPILY EVER AFTER, FUCK YOU" THE END
- Peter Jackson:...i can keep the sick legolas scenes though right
- Tolkien:oh yeah those were fuckin rad
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