Thursday, 29 January 2015

Nicole and Jimmy!

Nicole: So, Rick - our mutual friend - says, “Oh, you know Jimmy wants to meet you and you can go over to his apartment…” and I’m single and I’m like, “Okay, yeah, cool!”
Jimmy: Wait, what?! [Yes!] What are you talking about?! [Yes!] Did I date Nicole Kidman?! Was that a date?
Nicole: So, I go over though and you’re there in a baseball cap and like, nothing, just like… [I had brie cheese!] and you wouldn’t talk. You didn’t say anything, you were like, “Hey. Mmm, mmm.” [x]

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