How the first Hogwarts Sorting probably went

• Hufflepuff:Let us teach the students equally, so that they-
• Slytherin:SCREW YOU GUYS
• Slytherin:I'M TAKING THE AMBITIOUS ONES
• Slytherin:I'M MAKING MY OWN ARMY OF LITTLE KIDDIE MINIONS
• Slytherin:AND YOU CAN'T STOP ME
• Slytherin:*leaves like a drama queen*
• Ravenclaw:Well that went well.
• Hufflepuff:...
• Gryffindor:Well if he's getting the ambitious ones...
• Gryffindor:SHOTGUN THE BRAVE ONES
• Hufflepuff:You're really not helping Godric
• Ravenclaw:No, you're really not.
• Gryffindor:You guys suck. *leaves*
• Hufflepuff:...
• Ravenclaw:...
• Hufflepuff:...
• Ravenclaw:I'll take the clever ones. It can't make it any worse, can it?
• Ravenclaw:*leaves with an apologetic look towards Helga*
• Hufflepuff:...
• Hufflepuff:...
• Hufflepuff:...
• Hufflepuff:Ah fuck it. I'll take the rest.
• Hufflepuff:Dickheads