advice for the signs

• aquarius:please stop shopping at hot topic
• pisces:take more nudes
• taurus:take less nudes
• aries:chill
• gemini:take a break from your animes u fuckn weeb
• cancer:USE YAH BLINKAH
• leo:please apprehend justin bieber. you are the chosen one.
• virgo:they're coming.
• libra:stop w the shows about mediocre white men
• scorpio:do what u want cuz a pirate is free
• sagittarius:more vodka
• capricorn:adopt a cat. several cats. like at least 19 cats. trust me. dont ask questions.