Fun shark attack facts:
In 1996, toilets injured 43,000 Americans a year. Sharks injured 13.
In 1996, 2,600 Americans were injured by room fresheners. Sharks injured 13.
In 1996, buckets and pails injured almost 11,000 Americans. Sharks injured 13.
For every human killed by a shark, humans kill approximately two million sharks.
Conclusions:
Humans are assholes.
Sharks are not assholes.
Apparently everyone in 1996 lived in a real-life infomercial.
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